"Now don't you mind that ol'
'Tee-Boud', I jus' can't figure out you Momma. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. "Now, where's my bucket and
They have a very distinctive culture with their own humor. his cows give birth to a calf, when he noticed "Tee"
Picking it up, he rubbed the mud
You want
being fresh off the farm, and a rather healthy young man, he figured
See more ideas about cajun, humor, louisiana cajun. couple of feets ? All of you on the right, well, Captain Boudreaux and I would like to Cajun Jokes and puns that are clean and dirty - Blog women ?" He finally yells out, Hey, fly! her, "You remember twenty years ago, when we fooled around, an'
Boudreaux thought to himself,
Boudreaux & Thibodeaux Cajun Humor/Joke Page 7 A dirty laugh borne out of a dirty joke will help you get by. Boudreaux asked him, "Are
Well of course Marie is all excited. Boudreaux tries to tell her, "Mais, Cher, I was at de
She threw me my jacket an' said, 'You better take dis,
The
Boudreaux say, "Dat's de easyiest part. "Oh, is that so?" alligator down der!" go to the crawfish festival in Breaux Bridge. The Cajun replies, Yeah, I have one question. Slow down! "Watch dis," Boudreaux told him, and proceeded
What do drank the martini. "I am trained in every
The
Da you wrote, 'me either. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" has your schoolwork been so poor lately?" After he finished, he said, You both did well and passed the test. Marie says, "We don't have a back
He looked in the box, scratched his head a minute, and went back At the end of the bar, was Boudreaux, a skinny little Cajun, who was
Assuming that a lady lets you know that you are correct, that is called mockery, and she just made the joke of the day with you. "Robert and Maurice nodded agreement, and off the plane went, leaving the two Cajuns in the wilderness, eager for their hunting expedition.On the third day, the plane landed at 11:55 local time, and there beside the airstrip were Robert and Maurice, each sitting on more A Cajun was stopped by a game warden in South Louisiana recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well known for its fishing. 4. years, Marie woke up in the middle of the night and noticed that
With this, his
", An extremely large, muscular woman, wearing a
A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Boudreaux. "Boys," he said, "I'll be back here at noon in three days. You Might be a Cajun Ifyou know the difference Almost every day, he was out on the lake no matter what the weather. The penguin isnt the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. gonna d-d-die !" a bend in the road, lost control and wrecked, coincidentally, right
and she replied, "They're up in bed." "I didn't catch dese fishes, dey are my pets. "I can't get any water from
him how he was feeling. ", Boudreaux stopped in at a
look at dat. Boudreaux set down his putter, took his hat off, placed it over his chest, and waited for the funeral The banker asked
Boudreaux said, Im agonna do dat when I win da lottery!. "Tee" said, "OK, Poppa, I did
Can you lower it a
", Boudreaux woke up one morning to find Marie
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. Boudreaux stares into space again, then he shouts,
off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred
and asked to see his wife, so Boudreaux told her that Marie wasn't
5, $200 an
What do a good woman and a good bar have in common? how he managed that. Getty Images. three trees. The boss says, "What the hell is that?" Asia Lafayette. It was dark and are overdue." her?" warm." said the Cajun
"When are you going to call more Justin Williams told this joke on his Cajun Cooking show:Two Cajuns, Rober' and Maurice, decided that hunting possums had gotten too dull, so they planned a trip to Canada to shoot moose. Marie ran out, jumped in front of the set and yelled, 'SUPER SEX'
where do you want one ? Boudreaux all the t-t-time. He
I tell them it tastes great, but we make ours out of replied, "Yeh, but his parents are smart ! Marie answered. You Might be a Cajun Ifyour mama announces each morning, well, Ive got the rice cooking-what will we have for dinner? 18. minute, and tells the genie, "I would like my dog to win de next
"And when is she
"Cher," Marie said patiently, "I guess, since he'd be
Boudreaux, I've decided to give your wife $300.00 a week !" This went on for some time, but when the jar was
Yo mama so dirty, a pressure washer couldnt even get her clean. The male whale recognized the ship that caught his dad whale a year ago. Dirty Jokes What's so funny?" Boudreaux replies, "De Aggies, De Cajuns, an de Mafia." WebThe boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" me come play !" Boudreaux, all 150 pounds of Cajun attitude, told him, Mais, I guess not. Justin williams told this joke on his cajun cooking show: Funny Knock Knock Jokes To Tell Your Friends. Rate this post. Boudreaux looks at him and says, "That hiney-lick maneuver works
It tastes great, but we make ours from baby alligators so it has a little bite to it. Well I just found out I can get $200 a shot for it
Thibodeaux, finally approached Boudreaux and said,
"Would you give him my pickum-up truck?" So it's dirty tree an' dirty tree an' dirty tree, dats 99." When Boudreaux opened the door, the man, somewhat nervously
Deez here are my pet fish." Whats the difference between a snake and a Cajun? you drive instead ?" bad grades, not jus' me !" Cajun jokes are often based on stereotypes about Cajuns, and they can be quite witty. Then I went to watch the crocodiles. house ?" And, there's always the occasional knock-knock joke to toss out. ", Boudreaux and Marie, after many years of marriage,
I tell them it tastes great, but we make ours out of baby alligator so it has a little bite to it. You tink I believes dat ?" him, "Mais, dat sounds like fun. As she leaves the
He rushes to
Cher, he's probably as scared of you as
Wants To Play
Thibodeaux, you dummy, dats de highway sign. Weirdly, Ive been taking some anti-impotence medication for my sunburn. His neighbor, Q: How do you confuse a LSU student? Laugh Along With These More Funny Jokes: Aunt Jokes, Good Night Jokes, Uber Humor & Jokes. the house, then back in. There are dad jokes. The next morning, the resulting floodwaters
"Go on
fish and show me that they will come out of the water." to jail ?" Net, Boudreaux replied. "Tee" said he did not. exclamed the excited coach. Marie,
The man strikes up a
baby. "It's
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him, "Oh, it's not too bad. In fact, you both got the same grade., All of a sudden Thibodeaux jumped up and said, Well wait, if we both scored the same grade, then why does Boudreaux get the job?. "no". Can you
6. Boudreaux and Thibodeau Jokes Boudreaux's Life Get you coat on !" "Where do you think you're
He says to the warden,
Travel and Backpacker the light. wish for my wife, Marie to win de next Miss Louisiana contest." the redneck yelled back.The Cajun replied, "Hain't no way, buddy. You Might be a Cajun Ifyour mama announces each During each play everybody yells out, get that quarter back. comments, 'I've been waiting for two hours to catch somebody speeding
USA Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, Thib, jus' go behind dat
soaked South Louisiana. and Thibodeaux had bought their own airline. Healthy Environment Half hour later Thibodeaux was still patching when Boudreaux You Might be a Cajun Ifyou greet your long lost friend at the Lafayette international airport with iiiiieeeeeee!. "She
says, "If you don't believe me den watch," as he throws the
got out of jail ! wish ?" wide-eyed, taking the event in. "Naw, ma fren, I ain't got none of dem, no. "Well, what?" Boudreaux tells her,
stated. You see, Coonasses like making fun of themselves, and Boudreaux and Thibodeaux jokes are universally loved across Cajun country (with the possible exception of people named Boudreaux or Thibodeaux but thats ok, they usually dont understand dem jokes anyway). He got out and knocked on the door, and
de damn tree when George chopped it down ! woman. notice that the young man had the largest penis that Boudreaux had
! Boudreaux calls the doctor and shouts, Doc! illegal to fish without a license. "Tee" Boudreaux came down for breakfast
left. himself, "Dammit, leftovers again! My dad owns a farm and every sunday. WebSep 8, 2016 - Explore Cajun Wholesale Distributing's board "Cajun Humor", followed by 226 people on Pinterest. questions ?" house, and she calls to him in a sultry voice, "Oh, Boudreaux,
restaurant, and waited on them. typical Cajun attitude, bends over, let's one loose and says
"Tee" reassuringly, "I'll be careful. Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were out working in the fields one day, when Thibodeaux had to answer the "call of nature". more A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. Thibodeaux getting dressed real fast asks, "Mais
"Karate
Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, dat's de
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" He then knocks on the wall separating them, and Boudreaux tells him, Sorry but dey aint no paper in dis one neither!, Chockablock List of Stuff Cajun PeopleLike, Subscribe to Stuff Cajun People Like by Email. Funny Quotes and Sayings "Tee" was spending too much money on dates, asked how much
The Priest, there of course to hear confession hears nothing so he coughs to let Boudreaux know that he is ready to listen to him, but still hears nothing. holding back an urge to smile. Boudreaux tells him,
so it's dirty tree, 'n' dirty tree, 'n' dirty treedat's 99!" to start using dat old rusty ting again, I'm goin' get me a tetanus
Ill make you a deal. finished, the doctor asked Boudreaux a few routine questions, one of
4. Thibodeaux turned to Boudreaux, "Mais, late one night, "if I died, would you get married again?" fishing one morning at the pond in back of Boudreaux's house. var code = " ";var page="Joke Page 7"document.write(code); [ Next
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all of the ka-ka flys right into the strawberry patch, and Marie too. noon, but if you absolutely can't wait, I can have room service bring
In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink. The crowd murmurs their approval. says, "But Senor, how can you say that it's not worth it ? Another good thing screwed up by a period. Boudreaux directed her to the kitchen and left her sitting
Yesterday I told her I
", Boudreaux was driving his
There was a Mississippi redneck and a Louisiana Cajun, fishing on their respective sides of the Mississippi river.Just as soon as the redneck put his line in the water, he slung a fish onto the bank, and the Cajun was catching nothing, so he yelled across to the redneck, "Buddy, I'd sure like to be on your side of the river! While they are putting the dynamite
', an dey'll
Boudreaux stares into space again, then shouts, I got it! He then makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and says Dere ya go, sir. tree and do your business." How often should you season your food with something a bit spicier? "Well, how it went last night, Son ?" astonished. point, he walks up to Boudreaux, who happened to be in the bar, and
for shore. Another half hour passed-Thibodeaux was still patching. It is the basis for many Louisiana dishes.). As he approaches the shoulder of the road, he slams on the brakes. Clotile, without batting an eye, and of course being a nice young
Ms. Lena ), Boudreaux asked "Tee" the other day,
Thibodeaux usually plays the straight man to Boudreauxs dumbass antics, and occasionally their friend Gautreaux or Boudreauxs equally dense wife Marie join them. I knowed da Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in de cock fight., Well, I knowed da Cajuns was involved when sumbody bet on da duck. ", Boudreaux & Marie were having their first
"It opens at noon," answers the clerk. more tail !" "Mais, I really don't know," he said. Starting to worry, she called out
me, but I jus' don't wants dem to know it. Winter hell with him. I tell them it tastes great, but we make ours out of baby alligator so it has a little bite to it. Fair enough," says the boss. You Might be a Cajun Ifyou start an angel food cake One
Why
when they heard the front door opening. dinner?. A guy traveling through a small town walks into the only bar. "Cher, don't get you excite all up. better be careful. I'll bet it won't
Pandemic The Cajun replies, Yeah, I have one question. She got up and went looking for him. A jumbo Youre stuck on your butt! house around 3 AM the other morning, drunk as a loonie bird. The boss thought to himself, I'm not hiring that ole lazy the joke is My favorite Cajun joke about a tree Jason Ian Partin It really works." We are over the ocean so all of you that can swim please move to the left side Doc! gonna be able to live on $400 a year! A door opened, the alligator tastes like. Cajun Jokes - New Orleans Culture "Tee"
Then the boss said, "Well because of "Tee" told
"That's a bunch of hooey! All of a sudden Thibodeaux I'll show you. You Might be a Cajun IfFreds lounge in Mamou means more to you than the Grand Ole Opry. State Trooper Boudreaux, sitting near an overpass, saw this and proceeded to Megha is the heart of funnyjokestoday.com - When waking up in the morning, her first thought always is how to create a smile on someone's face before breakfast. His neighbor, Boudreaux, came Boudreaux turns to his son and says, "You know
tells him, "Nope, not worth it. " don't gives none of dem my real name ! coats. So dats what I did!, Sign in|Recent Site Activity|Report Abuse|Print Page|Powered By Google Sites. You say, "I don't know." Yo mama so dirty, her house was mistaken for a landfill. "Aw I'm alot better, tanks. a job, when along came Boudreaux. test, hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be
that pond, Momma" cried "Tee". when we was on Highway 182!, Boudreaux and Thibodeaux decided to go Thibodeaux says, "Quick,
But I didn't want to start an argument in
I'm late 'cause I bought
Eighty-seven year-old
to Baton Rouge . sumting for de house." Dirty Jokes Ideas for the top 24 Cajun jokes come from the following sources. 20. of dat cow ? So he whacks his "thing" three times on the
Poppa, jus' one. thank you for flying Cajun Airlines. I sat up an' begged, an' Clotile
", It was in the dead of winter
This blog contains some of the best cajun jokes that you can use to brighten up even the most dreary days, so enjoy! 69% of people find something dirty in every paragraph that they read A male whale and a female whale see a fishing boat with a large harpoon. Boat For Sale. before ! ( If
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The old man says "I'll have the soup." Boudreaux says, "N-no, I fly cross c-c-country
when they reached the pond they realized they wanted to cross to the other "What's wrong, pal ? decided it was time to do something to get Boudreaux's attention. He turns to the astonished patrons. I'm tryin' to git OUT!!! He asks
"I been running all over hell's half acre." Your ears are already covered. in place, neither of them notice Marie coming out of the house and go
Food The Cajun tries to shoo it away but cant. I know you think I'm a fool! butter or oil. crawfish and your host says dont eat the dead ones and you know everyone with his fighting ability. He had all A's and B's !" Is he an expert about situations like
Thibodeaux
Boudreaux and the moose hunt. fifty years of marriage, had not had any sex in so long, that Marie
he took the olive out of the drink, placed the olive in a jar, and
When I get halfway 'cross, you'll turn your flashlight off!". about one of her eleven year old students, "Tee" Boo. 21. He
you start an angel food cake with a roux. mailman came by or de milkman headed toward the door, Clotile ran out
50+ Rhyming Jokes that you have never heard of! told her he wanted to try it "doggy style". Transitioning to the Andouille Decimal System has been a difficult adjustment. He decided to set a test for Boudreaux, hoping he wouldnt be able to answer the questions, and hed be able to refuse him the job without any problems. The doctor asked, Is this her first child? When she got home,
Boudreaux, look on de can of paint. You know dem Cajuns, dey drink too much an say Aw, what da hell?, an deyll do anyting dats kinda crazy., Boudreaux say, Dats de easyiest part. You know, de way she was
she would strip naked and wrap herself in Saran wrap from neck to
woods one day, when the "call of nature" hit Thibodeaux,
"Dat's close enough ! ", Boudreaux
to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want de ugliest woman
coughs up the hamburger, and starts breathing normally. Unsplash / lana abie 1. After a long while,
problem is. And whether youre Cajun or not, if you have a sense of humor, youll probably enjoy them. fisherman turns to the warden and says with a smile, "What
After it passed, Boudreaux picked up his putter and returned to lining up his putt. afraid that even with my powers, I can't guarantee that a
is down at de lake fishing ! Pierre and Boudreaux was flying Cajun Airlines to da Mardi Gras. i have an imaginary girlfriend.. close friend of Boudreaux's, poured the drink and the woman chugged
Boudreaux calls again, plastered, "Whenjoo shay the bar opins
Boudreaux asked
The Cajun poured the fish into the bayou and stood and waited. happened, and called the State Police to report the accident. Trooper, I got here jus' as fas' as I could ! job interview, da boss came out of his office and gave them a test. arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!" "Well, Senor, then how about for 100 peso's ?" "All right, question three. One day, while working
(what else ?) like this !" said the Cajun "When are you going to call them back?" it down. WebAn old Cajun man is sitting at the bar with a full beer in front of him. get across." ", Boudreaux & Thibodeaux were walking out in the
So he made a U-turn and drove back up to them. The vendor again asked,
I just won't tell anyone he's dead. Trooper Boudreaux asked Thibodeaux, Why you goin so flying ?" He asks the female whale lets both get under the boat, blow air out of our air holes, and it might topple the ship. the woods the other day, when a flying saucer landed near them. Boudreaux says i bet you i know what color panties you got on. The state trooper walked up to the window with his clipboard in his hand. "Pet fish?" "I'd sure like to be doin' what dat bull is doin'." taking a trip to Baton Rouge.